"Oh." He hangs his head. Well, maybe that's a thing he should learn about when Jade leaves him home alone in the future. It's not a topic that interests him, at all, but the shame, heavy and hot in his stomach, tells him that there's at least one reason he should look into it.

"Uhm. Maybe ... maybe this one?" The fabric feels different, softer, and stretches more easily when he pulls it against his body. So it's probably not exactly the same -- he mentally crosses his fingers it isn't. He can't possibly be this dumb about something as simple as shirts. Hopefully.