"Okay." Remembering the jittery slaves he'd spent a few days with, he doubts they'd have been able to pick anything without having a minor or major meltdown. He's not against Jade spending money on him, technically -- men have paid him before and this isn't all that different -- but he doesn't need anything and he's not going to pretend otherwise just to get a rise out of Jade.

He puts the plug back into Jade's hands with a quick glance up. Yeah, he's not surprised to find Jade smiling. With a bit of effort he manages not to wipe his hands off on his pants, the sensation of holding something that's going to be inside of him sooner rather than later lingering on his fingertips.

Strolling towards the more colorful selection of dildos, he eventually takes one that isn't insanely huge, but would for most people still be a difficult, if not impossible fit. Crimson and ribbed, it looks more like a toy than its skin-colored brothers. Without taking the time to check for Jade's reaction, figuring that it'll be amusement again, he shoves the dildo into Jade's arms. "There."