It hurts to be rough with Irvin, but he can't allow this behavior. Especially not in public. Shoving Irvin off -- which requires his entire strength and even then, it's difficult -- he scrambles back to his feet. He tugs at the leash, voice firm. "Irvin. No."

Whatever it is that has Irvin in such an odd mood doesn't matter. They need to get home. All the eyes set on them make his stomach turn. He doesn't like attention, whether it's negative or positive. And this one is definitely negative attention.

Unfortunately, Irvin isn't exactly a chihuahua that can be carried around and trying to get them back home is like pulling teeth. It's definitely the most exhausting job he's had so far.