"No, nothing wrong and no, they aren't bad traits, but--" Squirming too much hurts his back. On the other hand, Irvin is all over him, nuzzling and licking, and Jade won't stop touching him either. "I'm not your pet!"

At the moment, however, he's beginning to feel more like a pet than a slave. If it weren't for Irvin's aggressive demand for attention, he might enjoy the scratching. It's definitely nicer than chain-yanking or being left alone for hours.

"What's wrong with you two. Ugh."