"This ... thing here." The truth is, he's not entirely sure where Jade's going with this, but that he's now considered a pet has been confirmed. Irvin seems to see him more as a fellow pet, too. Jade's massage works, sadly, and he relaxes against his will; it steadies his mind and his body follows suit.

Irvin seems to be aware of it and barks, rubbing up against him. It's not just his fur he can feel brush over his skin, but also the dog's genitals and that is ... awkward. Dogs have humped his leg before, alright. Right now, however, he's naked and this isn't his leg, it's his stomach. "You're not going to call him off, are you."