"I wouldn't dream of it." He continues his impromptu massage, coaxing the tension from Shinjirou's muscles. Truthfully speaking, he doesn't consider Shinjirou a pet (why would he need a pet?), but if he wants to think of himself that way, Jade isn't about to stop him. There's always demand for that sort of thing.

"You two look like you're having so much fun bonding," he continues. "It would be rude to interrupt. Besides, Irvin might be able to teach you a thing or two."