"Huh?" Pulling his hair back into a tight little knot, he blinks. "Told you I can cook, didn't I? Already forgot about that or what?"

An apron sounds good, too. Being naked isn't that bad, getting dirty however he can do without. Especially after that very thorough washing session done by his oh-so-kind kidnapper. If being dirty equals scrubbing until his skin feels raw, he'd rather be careful. Besides, hot sauce hitting bare skin isn't very appealing when it happens accidentally.

"Ah. Am I supposed to cook for you or for the both of us?"